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Ron Hainsey often hums the guitar opening of Van Halen's "Ain't talkin Bout Love" but only remembers the first few bars so he ends up just repeating them several times.
In order to save money on a home security system, Ron Hainsey built an intricate system of traps a la Home Alone.
Ron Hainsey bikes in Atlanta during rush hour and takes up half the lane so a long line of traffic gets backed up and has to pass him one at a time.
Someone once stole Ron Hainsey's identity. When they found out that it was Ron Hainsey, they gave it back.
Sometimes Ron Hainsey sniffs the air and asks his friend if they smell something. After they say no, he farts really loudly and then says "I can smell into the future."
One time when Ron Hainsey was little at Christmas the first 3 presents that he opened were clothes and he went upstairs and cried for an hour.
Ron Hainsey's teammates have several nicknames for him, none of which they say to his face.
Ron Hainsey drinks beer through a straw.
When someone calls Ron Hainsey on the phone and has the wrong number, he always ends up being the one apologizing.
Ron Hainsey's house doesn't have any clocks, but it has 2 very high precision barometers.
When Ron Hainsey waits in a long line to buy food, he has plenty of time to look at the menu beforehand but he somehow always manages to get up to the counter and not know what he wants yet. The people behind him get angry.
Ron Hainsey sometimes strikes up conversations in the bathroom. Even with strangers.
One time in college, Ron Hainsey saw a squirrel and was so entranced by it that he totally missed a smoking hot blond walking the other way.
When Ron Hainsey goes out to lunch with the guys, he informs them that he is vegan which really screws up their lunch plans. They have stopped inviting him to lunch.
Ron Hainsey pronounces library as "lieberry".
One time in playoffs, Ron Hainsey couldn't grow a beard but he didn't want to admit it so every game he kept pretending that he accidentally forgot and shaved that morning.
When Ron Hainsey was in grade school he always asked the teacher for extra homework.
When Ron Hainsey talks to women, his childhood stutter rears its ugly head.
When Ron Hainsey eats dinner out with a bunch of friends, he orders the most expensive thing and then tries to have the waiter split the bill among the guests evenly.
Ron Hainsey went to the Build-a-Bear workshop to get a bear for his nephew, but he thought it was so cute he kept it for himself.
Ron Hainsey has been calling guys in the locker room "Brah" lately.
Ron Hainsey likes Mellow Yellow more than Mountain Dew.
Ron Hainsey has been trying to get some of the guys excited about going to the new waffle place at Lenox, but so far no one is interested.
Ron Hainsey once went to a friend's baby shower. He was the only guy there.
During the holidays when parking is scarce at the mall, when Ron Hainsey returns to his car he buckles up, turns on the radio to find a good station, arranges a few things in his car, calls his mom to tell her he's okay, and then finally leaves his parking space oblivious that someone is waiting for it.
To get pumped before games, Ron Hainsey listens to Billy Idol's "White Wedding".
When Ron Hainsey signed with Atlanta, he thought that it was $4.5 M over 5 years. It wasn't until halfway through the first season that he realized that it was $4.5 M per year. He discovered the error while preparing to file his taxes early.
Ron Hainsey was in accounting club in high school.
Ron Hainsey likes Gardettos snack mix. But he picks out the rye chips. And the pretzels. And the breadsticks. Basically he just likes the sesame seed sticks.
One time Ron Hainsey asked Toby if he buys everything from Ikea. Toby stared at him for about 5 minutes.
When Ron Hainsey played Counter Strike, he camped T spawn with the bomb every round.
Ron Hainsey can polish off a bowl of queso from Moe's by himself.
Ron Hainsey has 3 different allergy doctors.
Ron Hainsey has been saying "It's all good in the hood" a lot lately.
Ron Hainsey is farsighted.
Ron Hainsey bought a motorcycle to look cool. He has never used it.
Ron Hainsey and Patrick Marleau are second cousins.
