Thrashers New Years resolutions

I know its a little late, but an inside source has dug up the real New Years resolutions for the Thrashers players. Some are quite telling.

Nik Antropov: work on Jolly Green Giant impression

Niclas Bergfors: do something to get traded

Eric Boulton: resist becoming obsolete

Alexander Burmistrov: learn English

Patrice Cormier: double check records to make sure he is actually in the NHL

Ben Eager: become known for something

Evander Kane: fight someone this year

Andrew Ladd: breathe through nose

Bryan Little: get better at video games

Rich Peverley: work on that minus 10

Jim Slater: get people to stop calling him Jimmy

Anthony Stewart: become friends with Dustin Byfuglien

Chris Thorburn: get better hair than Ron Hainsey

Zach Bogosian: manage anger better

Dustin Byfuglien: make awesome new goal celebration

Toby Enstrom: get noticed by anyone outside the Thrashers organization

Ron Hainsey: have better hair than Chris Thorburn/work on self-esteem/48 other resolutions

Freddy Meyer: work on hits to the head (as in, practice them)

Johnny Oduya: get some massive dreds

Brent Sopel: become friends with Ron Hainsey

Chris Mason: even out the head/face hair ratio

Ondrej Pavelec: work on breakaways